When not filibusting, Senator Ted Cruz loves to play video games on his iPhone, according to his interview with the Des Moines Register. He added that his wife complains about him playing video games, which means he and I actually have two things in common (my butt tightens at the thought). So which titles does he play? Here are a few guesses:
Resident Evil (emphasis on Evil)
Final Fantasy (emphasis on both Final and Fantasy)
Grand Theft Government
Green Eggs and Scam
Angry…very Angry Bird
Despicable Me
Idiot’s Creed
Dead nor Alive (Politically)
Plants vs Zombies (AKA No Brains vs Dead Brains, AKA Democrats vs Republicans)
Pitfall
Tiny Power
Canadian+Cuban=One Crazy American!