Category Archives: Reviews

Fallout Shelter Review (F2P on Mobile) — Nuclear Holocaust is FUN!

1) Game Experience: Very High 2) Game Value: Very High 3) Quiche’s Recommendation: F2P of the Year! I used to have a fallout fantasy. A nuclear holocaust, an underground bunker, and nothing to do but kill time. There’d be a fully-equipped video game room. A movie theater. A soda fountain that never stops fizzling. It… Read More »

Sick Bricks Mobile F2P Game Review — Character Beaming, greatest invention since…LEGO

1) Game Experience: High 2) Game Value: High 3) Quiche’s Recommendation: Beam me up! My review guidelines are here. Character Beaming has to be the greatest invention since…LEGO. Sick Bricks, the toy, wants to be LEGO. Put pieces together to make something. Sick Bricks has more hip, more South-Park-ish characters like a guy who farts.… Read More »

Military Masters Mobile Video Game Review — I miss the Cold War….

1) Game Experience: High 2) Game Value: High 3) Quiche’s Recommendation: Fight On, but don’t let the arms race collapse your personal Berlin Wall Here are my Review Guidelines. I’m all for Cold War era conventional super-power warfare and DeNA Corp’s Military Masters hits that target. Kind of. It’s not exactly the war machines of… Read More »

Age of Sparta Mobile Game Review — the Stone Age of F2Ps

1) Game Experience: Low 2) Game Value: Medium 3) Quiche’s Recommendation: Let’s enter a new Age, please. My Review Guidelines. Gameloft is a machine. They churn out mobile games like Rovio churns out Angry Bird stuff. Age of Sparta is the next in the long line of formulaic MMO F2Ps to hit the mobile world.… Read More »

Dog Hotel Mobile Free-to-Play Review — Man’s Best Friend just got Friendlier

1) Game Experience: High 2) Game Value: High 3) Quiche’s Recommendation: You don’t need to pay to have a best friend. My review guidelines. You’ve got several acres of prime ocean-front real estate, what do you do? That’s right, start a Dog Hotel! Dog Hotel is the new mobile free-to-play that’s all the canine craze!… Read More »

Immortal Odyssey Review — Year of the Goat, baahhh your way to a different game

1) Game Experience: Low 2) Game Value: Medium 3) Quiche’s Recommendation: Year of the Goat, baahhh your way to a different game. I dig old Chinese historical and mythical literature. Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Monkey King, and all the stuff with guys swinging big sticks and ladies with supernatural oomph. So a game like… Read More »

WWE Immortals Review — Swipe your finger, not your credit card.

Game Experience: Medium Game Value: Medium Quiche’s Recommendation: Swipe your finger, not your credit card, to get The Rock Review Guidelines are here. WWE Immortals has The Rock. And Triple H. And The Undertaker. That’s all you need to know. But here’s more if you want to know more: The Android/iOS F2P is a 3v3… Read More »

Stormfall: Rise of Balur Review — Stormfall wasn’t built in a day….

Game Experience: Medium Game Value: High Quiche’s Recommendation: Stormfall won’t be restored in a day – play but don’t pay Here are my Review Guidelines. Plarium’s Facebook game, Stormfall: Age of War, made money. Lots of money. So what happens when a company makes money? It tries to make more money. Spin-offs are good way… Read More »