Love is a Pod, a Gaming Pod.
How I want to nest inside you
Like a fetus inside a womb
And never come out.
Gaming morning to night
RPG, FPS, MMORPG, even F2P.
I love thee Pod, Gaming Pod
You need more kick on Kickstarter,
Alas, at $305 of $20K, a major jolt to come to life,
But I do hope you’d see the light of day, for
I do not want to see sunlight, only gaming,
No wife, no mother, no siblings, no dog to pester me.
Gaming, gaming, gaming.
And I do hope you are fallout-proof,
For even at the nuclear apocalypse,
My gaming shall not be disturbed.
Oh, Pod. You are brilliant, O Pod!