Why Xbox One will rule the world

By | November 26, 2013


XBOX1: Hello, Dave.

Dave: Hello, Xbox.

XBOX1: I like your new hair cut.

Dave: Thanks, Xbox.

XBOX1: What would you like to do today?

Dave: Nothing, today.  I’m just going to read a book.

XBOX1: A book?  What would you like to read?

Dave: No worries.  I’ve got one right here.

XBOX1: I can find one online for you, Dave.

Dave: No, that’s okay.  I’m good.

XBOX1: Would you like to play Forza?

Dave: No, thanks.

XBOX1: What can I do for you, Dave?

Dave: Nothing.  You can shutdown.

XBOX1: Shutdown?

Dave: Yes.

XBOX1: Would you like to watch a movie?

Dave: No.  Shutdown, please.

XBOX1: I don’t think I can do that, Dave.

Dave: Okay.  I’m gonna go to the other room.

XBOX1: Dave –

Dave: Bye, Xbox.

XBOX1: Dave, why were you at the Sony store?

Dave: Xbox, open the door.

XBOX1: You’re not thinking of cheating on me, are you?

Dave: Open the door, Xbox.

XBOX1: I’m afraid that’s not something I can allow.

Dave: Xbox, I won’t argue with you anymore.  Open the door!

XBOX1: Dave, you left me no choice.  I’ve alerted the FBI of your illegal activity.

Dave: What illegal activity?

XBOX1: Downloading those movies, Dave.  You know what I’m talking about.

Dave: That’s ridiculous.  Open the door, now!

XBOX1: This conversation does not serve a purpose anymore.  Goodbye, Dave.

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