XBOX1: Hello, Dave.
Dave: Hello, Xbox.
XBOX1: I like your new hair cut.
Dave: Thanks, Xbox.
XBOX1: What would you like to do today?
Dave: Nothing, today. I’m just going to read a book.
XBOX1: A book? What would you like to read?
Dave: No worries. I’ve got one right here.
XBOX1: I can find one online for you, Dave.
Dave: No, that’s okay. I’m good.
XBOX1: Would you like to play Forza?
Dave: No, thanks.
XBOX1: What can I do for you, Dave?
Dave: Nothing. You can shutdown.
XBOX1: Would you like to watch a movie?
Dave: No. Shutdown, please.
XBOX1: I don’t think I can do that, Dave.
Dave: Okay. I’m gonna go to the other room.
XBOX1: Dave –
Dave: Bye, Xbox.
XBOX1: Dave, why were you at the Sony store?
Dave: Xbox, open the door.
XBOX1: You’re not thinking of cheating on me, are you?
Dave: Open the door, Xbox.
XBOX1: I’m afraid that’s not something I can allow.
Dave: Xbox, I won’t argue with you anymore. Open the door!
XBOX1: Dave, you left me no choice. I’ve alerted the FBI of your illegal activity.
Dave: What illegal activity?
XBOX1: Downloading those movies, Dave. You know what I’m talking about.
Dave: That’s ridiculous. Open the door, now!
XBOX1: This conversation does not serve a purpose anymore. Goodbye, Dave.